Tuesday, May 07, 2002

I don't have a skillet
I don't have a rack
But I gots me a man
And das my biznack!

Monday, May 06, 2002

Peace out!
a scoop, a cone, a three fo' free,
nothin comes between my
food stamps n me!
Creamy n foamy
like hot co-coa
bubblin over
like a nappy ass HOE!

Sunday, May 05, 2002

Word to yo' motha
I think I'm onna stutta
My thighs is fat like butta
Word!

Saturday, May 04, 2002

I am feelin' greasy today....

Thursday, May 02, 2002

Buttercreme-Thighed

More snot faced and screaming kids along with their obnoxious, badly dressed, buttercreme-thighed parents---all coveting the same friggin' free ice cream cone---than I care to ever encounter again. Hell if they ran out of cones, there would have been a fucking riot.

Wednesday, May 01, 2002

It was free scoop day at Baskin Robbins. Need I say more?